Daily Golden Girls: 12/27/11

[Sophia is watching a dirty movie]

Dorothy: Hi, Ma. Whatcha watching?
Sophia: I dunno, one of those Steven Spielberger movies.
Dorothy: That's not a Steven Spielberg movi-...what are they doing?
Sophia: You know what they're doing. We had that talk when you were 12.
Dorothy: Ma, I can't believe this! You rented a dirty movie?
Sophia: Dirty is in the eye of the beholder. Okay, that's a little dirty.
Dorothy: I cannot watch any more of this.

[Dorothy is pressing buttons on the remote. Rose and Blanche enter the room]

Rose: Hi.
Sophia: Wrong button. That's fast forward.
Rose: Oh, my.. what are they doing?
Blanche: I know what they're doing, but I never saw anyone do it at that speed.
Rose: It reminds me of my Uncle Ricky's rabbit farm!

[Dorothy presses another button]

Sophia: That's reverse, Dorothy.
Blanche: I did that once. It was his birthday.