Saturday, January 21, 2012

Daily Golden Girls: 01/21/12




[Rose does a mock interview on Dorothy]
Rose: Isn't it true that you have a drawer full of home retirement brochures, just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin, to lock her away forever?
Dorothy: She's kidding.
Rose: You know, Dorothy, your sock drawer. The one you know who can't reach.
Sophia: I knew you were keeping pictures but I had no idea, you disgust me!
Dorothy: Look, I don't have to stand for this!
Sophia: Nail her, Rose! Nail her! Remember, a good reporter gets the story no matter what!
Dorothy: That sock drawer is MY business! Look, those times when Ma drives me crazy, I go in my room and have some pretend time, okay?!!
Rose: This is Rose Nylund signing off in a sad, sad situation. Thanks, Dorothy, that was fun!

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